roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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