- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

John Stamos.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Samantha

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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