What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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The Barackness Monster

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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School

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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