- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

i dont like chris

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

A black guy gets a job...

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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