Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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