What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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