What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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matty russel are you on here

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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