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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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