What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

what do you call a gay guy Ej

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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