What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Womens Rights.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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