- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Darude - Sandstorm

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Harry Styles

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

what time is it? 3:16

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

raisin boogers

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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