Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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