What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Roey Jegen

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Women's rights.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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