A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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shut up iggy

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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