- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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