what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Anti Joke

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