Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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obama leadership

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Anti Joke

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