- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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