- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Two english guys meet at work

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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