What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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BOTTOM!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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