A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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test

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A mans opinion.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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heads up!

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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