- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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