Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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#Hanging Degus

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Cheese stick

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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