- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

That's not what she said.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

There's a car about to hit me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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