How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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BOTTOM!!!

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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