Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

brian mcgee is gay!

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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