- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

bitches be crafty.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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