Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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