Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

thumb_up thumb_down +16

nipple

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Brad Fuller!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

thumb_up thumb_down +16

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops