- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

penis

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

You read the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Yo momma so fat, she died.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Your mums a penis joke.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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