- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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