What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Pen15

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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