- Anti Joke

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

acualy is dolan

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon