Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

Paper shield.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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