How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Neither have I

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

penis

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

A Jew! Bless you.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Jerry.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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