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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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