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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Anti Joke

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