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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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modern love

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

You're welcome!

why does column have a letter n?

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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