- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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