How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Membean

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Neither have I

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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penis

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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