What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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E= McVagina

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Bob dole

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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