What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Knock Knock Not Yet

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

you first

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Wanna here a good joke?

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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