- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Neither have I

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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