Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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penus

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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