- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Okay, one second.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Davey Peterson.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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