- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

LIFE :(

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

what do u call a black man a black man

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

hey John will you make some copies

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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