- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

You see how lame this is?

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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