Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Bob dole

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

you

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

jwe

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Neither have I

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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