Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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