What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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matty russel are you on here

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Your all fags

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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