- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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