A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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