2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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