What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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i dont like chris

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Autism speaks but not really

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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knock knock get lost!

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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