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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What did the man without a tongue say...

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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