why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

what do u call a black person by his name

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

A women in the kitchen.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

penis haha

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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