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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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