What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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A women in the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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