- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Come In!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

A women in the kitchen.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

penis

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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