- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Knock, knock. Come in.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

You know what's funny? Clowns.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Your grandma's cookies.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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