A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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shauns beautiful

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Anti Joke

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