- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.