- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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