- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Grammer is very important

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

A man walks into a bar.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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