- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Jews

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

There's my tractor.

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