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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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