How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

My penis is big... not.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Your mom.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Autism speaks but not really

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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