Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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A man walks into a bar.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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