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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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