- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Some people like melon and others like soup.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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