An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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captcha: all yer base

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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