Want to hear a Joke? No.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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