columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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