oh hai

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

religion

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

i lost the game

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

charlie sheen losing

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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