Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

... Chan chan

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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