- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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