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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Loner.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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