why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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