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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

i dont like chris

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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