What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

alston wang

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

banana

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

I like colin but not as much as apple

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Anti Joke

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