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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Religion.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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