How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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