- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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