- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My parents died!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

You are Nerochan right?

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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