- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

LIFE :(

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

This is not a joke or is it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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