- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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