Why was the gay guy sad?

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Your Mom!!!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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