What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Health food.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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