- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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