What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

chuck norris

Whats 2+1? 2.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

minorities

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

so... how about that airplane food

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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