Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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