- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Women's rights

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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